"micro muscles" are better than Jed muscles ( both of which are scinetific names ). I have been doing mucho balancing of late. Somethin I previously completely sucked at. However, this seems like the best skill ever. The funny thing it isn't really a skill at all. It is just tiny muscles knowing what the hell to do because they have never been used before. Current balancing - the balance board. I have managed to put my feet all the way in the center. Like a soldier, fucking legs together and then standing in the center of the board. Also doing what I thought was a ridiculous idea but now I can do with ease and that is stanidn the same waywith my legs together but facing the other direction. So I am no longer balancing side to side but fron to back. My next goals are getting a unicycle. Maybe when Bush sends me my stimulus package I can buy one. Another goal is to start slacklining. I essentially wanna be a freaking cat. I wanna be able to walk on anything without fear of falling. It seems more useful to have muscles that control your body then muscles that can pick up iron bars.
When I get my unicycle I will post some pictures of me splitting my face open on the side walk. Stay tuned.
