Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Not Slaving Away
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Iron Mind shares with Iron Body
South Korea was shaped in America's Image |
from: | Greg Hafer | ||
to: | Mark Hafer | ||
date: | Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 2:51 AM | ||
subject: | China's not that old. | ||
mailed-by: | gmail.com |
Brother! If you were a state, you'd be Markansas!
North Korea was shaped in the Soviet Union's Image |
People keep saying "China is the oldest civilization in the world." I'd be pissed hearing this news if I were from Mongolia, which was established a decade before the Qin Dynasty, which later gobbled up Mongolia. And Mongolia is still around, even after breaking away from the Qin Dynasty in 1911. But none of that makes a difference anyway because guess what? There is no more Qin Dynasty. It's gone my friends. You know what isn't gone? Mongolia. Sure it's a bit different, a modern democracy, not like the preceding Mongol Empire. You know what else isn't an empire? The People's Republic of China, which is only 62 years old and encompass a different geographical region than any of the governments proceeding it. No one makes claims on the age of the civilization now called the US by factoring in the British Empire or the Iroquois tribes or even the Paleo-Indians. I'd love a presidential candidate to throw that one out on the campaign trail. "America has been hijacked by the radical left and is moving further and further away from what our founding fathers intended for this great nation. Take my favorite founding father, Zugzug. The late Pleistocene era was a trying time in US history, but brave men like Zugzug had vision. They knew that if they fashioned a stone spear tip just right, they could take down a heavily armored glyptodont quite easily. And as we all know, those glypyodonts had thicker skulls that most Democrats. Am I right? Am I right?" If the age of a civilization had to do with an organized group of people occupying a geographical area, the US would be as old as Zugzug. If it had to do with its ties to previous political systems, the US would be as old as the tribal system established by homo sapiens in the British Isles during the Bronze Age. China is 62 and the US is 235. Anyway, I wouldn't brag about how old my civilization is if most of my people don't have hot running water. China is a new country, and as such, the next generation has an amazing opportunity to shape New China into something great. But lest we forget, this supposed "oldest civilization" is still a developing nation. You know which country has a higher literacy rate than China? Mongolia. Oh snap!
Anyway. Asian history is fun. I'll save my other tidbits for later. This email is getting too long. We should just start a blog that consists of our emails to each other. People would read it. We could call if something like "TO: Hafer CC: Everyone Else."
(gh)
Google Chat that night:
Google Chat that night:
4:55 PM me: Jimmy
I've been doing some research of my own
James: oh yeah
me: on The Duck family geneology
very peculiar
lotta gaps
4:56 PM lots of parents neglecting their children
no wonder Huey Dewey and Louie were trouble makers
their family kept shirking them off onto other family members
4:57 PM Della gets pregnant with a mystery duck and can't raise her triplets so she ditches them off on Donald who gets enlisted in the Navy
4:58 PM so He dumps em on his Uncle, who is an old scottish codger that hordes money
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
The most boring post I ever made
I was originally trying to gain mass so that I could play Rugby. Checking in at 155lbs just isn't going to cut it on the Rugby pitch. I joined the gym for the 1st time in my life and started a healthy dose of squats and deadlifts. I packed on about 7 pounds in 3 weeks. Then I went to Bangkok, then I started Hashing. Now I don't really care about playing Rugby anymore. My new goal is to be in shape for any and everything. My new regiment will consist of two days of heavy lifting (4x8) at the gym. Two days of body weight exercises that populate a majority of this site and static hold style exercises for the other two days. Running long distances, sprints, boxing and other cardio workouts are peppered throughout my week as well. I routinely injure myself doing stupid things like jumping over fences so as long as I am not dedicated to a sport I can exercise some part of my body and not let anyone down.
If you are one of the many people that come here for the ridiculous pictures and sexual inuendos, I apologize. I will bring them back soon enough.
If you are one of the many people that come here for the ridiculous pictures and sexual inuendos, I apologize. I will bring them back soon enough.
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